l.s.s. (last song syndrome)
I hate my roommate. Last night, the song playing in my head before I went up to bed was Barbie's Cradle's Dear Paul. Without warning, my roommate's melodic soprano suddenly filled the air. "Bong-shibong-shibongbongbongbong!".
What kind of a song is that?! "Bong-shibong-shibongbongbongbong!" I asked her to stop, but she wouldn't listen.
"Stop tormenting me!" I pleaded. Giggling, she kept on singing in an even louder voice. "Bong-shibong-shibongbongbongbong!"
"Stop! Leave me in peace! What have I done to deserve this?!" I wailed. To which she replied, "Bong-shibong-shibongbongbongbong!!! Bong-shibong-shibongbongbongbong!!!"
Defeated, I closed my eyes with the "bongshi" song lulling me to sleep...
Nah, I don't really hate my roommie. I just wish she'd sing a nicer song. :)
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